Welcome To The Cheap Seats 253 - Wonder Stuff

Laugh when he jokes, slap him when he chokes.

It's time to give up the smokes.

And ohh when he cries don't wipe his eyes,

take the wine from the swine,

and remind him of his crimes.

Ohh in another world............

yeah he could wear a dress.

Imagine his suprise when he opened his eyes,

and I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs.

Imagine the disturbance,

at the time of the occurance,

when his life became a burden,

and we laughed at his cries.

Welcome to the cheap seats,

where your life's seen through cracked spectacles

Riez quand il plaisante, giflez-le quand il s'étouffe.

Il est temps de renoncer à la fumée.

Et ohh quand il pleure ne s'essuie pas les yeux,

prendre le vin des porcs,

et lui rappeler ses crimes.

Ohh dans un autre monde ............

ouais il pourrait porter une robe.

Imaginez sa surprise quand il a ouvert les yeux,

et je ferais courir la tondeuse à gazon sur ses cuisses.

Imaginez la perturbation,

au moment de l'occurrence,

quand sa vie est devenue un fardeau,

et nous avons ri de ses cris.

Bienvenue sur les sièges bon marché,

où ta vie est vue à travers des lunettes fissurées