My Fart Will Go On - Weird Al Yankovic

Kate: Why can't I be like you Jack?

Jack: Come on let's do it here,

I'll show you how. Come on!

Kate: What? Jack, no! Jack no!

Jack: Come on....

No Jack I couldn't possibly Jack!

Jack: Now watch closely... *FART*

Kate: That's disgusting!

Jack: Hehe, alright your turn. *fart* That was pitiful!

Come on get some leverage in it

Use your arms.

Arch your neck!

Kate: *fart* Gaah

Jack: You see the range on that thing?

Kate: Uh-huh.

Jack: 'Kay go. *fart*

Jack: That's better, you need to work on it though.

Kate: Really?

Jack: Yeah. Ya know, ya gotta get some body to it,

Ya gotta *groan, FART*

God, look at that thing.

Kate: Stay back! Don't come any closer! *FART*



Celine: You are safe in my fart and

My fart will my fart will fart will go on and on

Kate: Pourquoi je ne peux pas être comme toi Jack?

Jack: Allez, faisons-le ici,

Je vais vous montrer comment. Allez!

Kate: Quoi? Jack, non! Jack non!

Jack: Allez ....

Non Jack, je ne pouvais pas Jack!

Jack: Maintenant regardez bien ... * FART *

Kate: C'est dégoûtant!

Jack: Hehe, d'accord ton tour. * pet * C'était pitoyable!

Venez obtenir un effet de levier en elle

Utilisez vos bras.

Archez votre cou!

Kate: * pet * Gaah

Jack: Vous voyez la portée de cette chose?

Kate: Uh-huh.

Jack: 'Kay va. * pet *

Jack: C'est mieux, tu dois y travailler quand même.

Kate: Vraiment?

Jack: Ouais. Tu sais, tu dois y mettre du corps,

Ya dois * gémir, FART *

Dieu, regarde cette chose.

Kate: Reste en arrière! N'approchez pas! * FART *



Céline: Tu es en sécurité dans mon pet et

Mon pet va mon pet va pet va continuer encore et encore