Hitchhiker Joe - Rugburns

Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe

He'll slit your throat

And cut off your big toe, I tell you

He'll make you smile

From ear to ear

Gonna lock you in a trunk

For ninety-nine years

Don't do it now

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom



I had a cousin who came from Vermont

Next thing I know, that cousin was gone

Truck driver saw him picking up Hitchhiker Joe

Now his spleen's on the sidewalk helping flowers grow



Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe

He'll slit your throat

And cut off your big toe, I tell you

He'll make you smile

From ear to ear

Gonna lock you in a trunk

For ninety-nine years

Don't do it now

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom



My best friend Eddie called from L.A.

Said we'd have dinner later that day

I've got a feeling, and it's more than a hunch

My poor friend Eddie was that hitchhiker's lunch



Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe

He'll slit your throat

And cut off your big toe, I tell you

He'll make you smile

From ear to ear

Gonna lock you in a trunk

For ninety-nine years

Don't do it now

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom



Hitchhiker Joe ain't no vegetarian

If you see him on the highway

Steer clear of him

He got a knife in his sock

And a razor up his sleeve

And a chainsaw in his pack

And he's gonna make you bleed, yeah, yeah

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Ne ramassez pas l'auto-stoppeur Joe

Il va te trancher la gorge

Et coupe ton gros orteil, je te le dis

Il vous fera sourire

D'oreille à oreille

Je vais t'enfermer dans un coffre

Depuis quatre-vingt-dix-neuf ans

Ne le faites pas maintenant

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom



J'avais un cousin qui venait du Vermont

La prochaine chose que je sais, ce cousin était parti

Un chauffeur de camion l'a vu ramasser l'auto-stoppeur Joe

Maintenant, sa rate sur le trottoir aide les fleurs à pousser



Ne ramassez pas l'auto-stoppeur Joe

Il va te trancher la gorge

Et coupe ton gros orteil, je te le dis

Il vous fera sourire

D'oreille à oreille

Je vais t'enfermer dans un coffre

Depuis quatre-vingt-dix-neuf ans

Ne le faites pas maintenant

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom



Mon meilleur ami Eddie a appelé de L.A.

Dit que nous dînerions plus tard dans la journée

J'ai un sentiment, et c'est plus qu'un pressentiment

Mon pauvre ami Eddie était le déjeuner de cet auto-stoppeur



Ne ramassez pas l'auto-stoppeur Joe

Il va te trancher la gorge

Et coupe ton gros orteil, je te le dis

Il vous fera sourire

D'oreille à oreille

Je vais t'enfermer dans un coffre

Depuis quatre-vingt-dix-neuf ans

Ne le faites pas maintenant

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom, bom, bom, bom



L'auto-stoppeur Joe n'est pas végétarien

Si vous le voyez sur l'autoroute

Éloignez-vous de lui

Il a un couteau dans sa chaussette

Et un rasoir dans sa manche

Et une tronçonneuse dans son sac

Et il va te faire saigner, ouais, ouais

Bom, bom, bom, bom