Santa Got Arrested - Arrogant Worms

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Welcome to the Uncle Bobo show!

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Billy and his family went on a holiday

They went down to Florida to laugh and dance and play

Bill went in for a swim, he didn't see the harm

But when he came back out again, he was short an arm

'Cause Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Passing the time by ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!

Billy and his father went out to play some catch

But Billy missed the pass because his arm was unattached

The ball flew past his shoulder and it rolled into the swamp

When he went wading after it his leg became a stump

'Cause Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Passing the time by ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!

Billy and his father joined a three-legged race

They were tearing up the field, no one could keep the pace

But Billy tripped and did a flip and landed in the muck

He was running out of limbs and also out of luck

'Cause Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Passing the time by ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!

Billy was all dirty, he really had to wash

But he couldn't use a towel 'cause his limbs had been gnawed off

He went into the water to get all clean and bright

But when his bath was finished he was only half his height

'Cause Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!

Passing the time by ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!

Billy's father rolled his whee

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Billy et sa famille sont partis en vacances

Ils sont descendus en Floride pour rire, danser et jouer

Bill est allé nager, il n'a pas vu le mal

Mais quand il est revenu, il était à court de bras

Parce que Rippy the Gator est allé chomp, chomp, chomp!

Rippy the Gator est allé chomp, chomp, chomp!

Passer le temps en mettant fin à la vie des enfants

Au fond du marais, marais, marais!

Billy et son père sont sortis pour jouer au catch

Mais Billy a raté la passe parce que son bras n'était pas attaché \u003cbr />
Le ballon a volé devant son épaule et il a roulé dans le marais

Quand il est allé patauger après, sa jambe est devenue un moignon

Parce que Rippy the Gator est allé chomp, chomp, chomp!

Rippy the Gator est allé chomp, chomp, chomp!

Passer le temps en mettant fin à la vie des enfants

Au fond du marais, marais, marais!

Billy et son père ont rejoint une course à trois pattes

Ils déchiraient le terrain, personne ne pouvait garder le rythme

Mais Billy a trébuché et a fait un flip et a atterri dans la boue

Il était à court de membres et aussi de chance

Parce que Rippy the Gator est allé chomp, chomp, chomp!

Rippy the Gator est allé chomp, chomp, chomp!

Passer le temps en mettant fin à la vie des enfants

Au fond du marais, marais, marais!

Billy était tout sale, il devait vraiment se laver

Mais il ne pouvait pas utiliser de serviette parce que ses membres avaient été rongés

Il est allé dans l'eau pour obtenir tout propre et lumineux

Mais une fois son bain terminé, il n'avait que la moitié de sa taille

Parce que Rippy the Gator est allé chomp, chomp, chomp!

Rippy the Gator est allé chomp, chomp, chomp!

Passer le temps en mettant fin à la vie des enfants

Au fond du marais, marais, marais!

Le père de Billy a roulé son whee