Voter pour Fatty mc gee :
Voter pour Fatty mc gee :
[Talking quietly]
[M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."
[M2:] "We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"
[M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."
[M2:] "Well we better study our butts off."
[M1:] "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."
[M2:] "Ok, enough talking, let's study!"
[M1:] "All right."
[Turning pages]
[Heavy steps]
[M2:] "Uh oh"
[M1:] "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
We'll never get any studying done with him in the library."
[Heavy steps continue]
[M2:] "Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way out of breath!"
[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
[M1:] "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."
[Fatty: Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"
[M1:] "Uh, yes Fatty, we were."
[Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya."
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
[M2:] "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?"
[Fatty:] "No, no, I'm catching it!"
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
[M1:] "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate."
[Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "Sure, no problem."
[M1:] "Oh man."
[Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly]
"This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."
[Whining continues even louder]
[M1:] "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
[M2:] "Fatty! Please keep it down!"
[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
[M2:] "Is he sleeping!?"
[M1:] "No, it's his deviated sceptum.
Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down."
[Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
[M2:] "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"
[Fatty: Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying."
[Whining continues]
[M1:] "Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!"
[Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
[M2:] "Oh no, that one's going to do it!"
[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
[M2:] "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"
[Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Fire! Man the building!"
[M1:] "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm."
[Fireman Ray:] "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"
[Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort]
[Fireman Ray:] "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
[Fatty: Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!"
[Fireman Ray: annoyed] "Why!?"
[Fatty: Still whining horribly] "They're fun!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[Parler tranquillement]
[M1:] "Mme Murphy est une telle douleur, mec."
[M2:] "Nous venons de passer un test il y a une semaine.
Maintenant, nous devons en prendre un autre demain. Ça craint! "
[M1:] "Et cela compte pour 80% de notre note."
[M2:] "Eh bien, nous ferions mieux d'étudier nos fesses."
[M1:] "Eh bien, nous sommes arrivés au bon endroit, la bibliothèque toujours si silencieuse."
[M2:] "Ok, assez parlé, étudions!"
[M1:] "Très bien."
[Tourner les pages]
[Marches lourdes]
[M2:] "Oh oh"
[M1:] "Oh non! Fatty McGee arrive.
Nous ne ferons jamais d?études avec lui dans la bibliothèque. "
[Les étapes lourdes continuent]
[M2:] "Oh mon Dieu, il prend les escaliers!
Cela signifie qu'il va être à bout de souffle! "
[Gémissements gras, essayez de reprendre votre souffle]
[M1:] "Oh non, il va s'asseoir avec nous."
[Gras: Voix gémissante ennuyeuse] "Hé les gars, étudiez pour le grand test?"
[M1:] "Euh, oui Fatty, nous l'étions."
[Fatty: Essaie toujours de reprendre son souffle] "Super! Je te rejoindrai."
[Fatty sort une chaise et tombe dedans, pleurnichant toujours horriblement]
[M2:] "Hey Fatty, pourquoi n'allez-vous pas aux toilettes jusqu'à ce que vous repreniez votre souffle?"
[Fatty:] "Non, non, je l'attrape!"
[Fatty continue de pleurnicher et de renifler]
[M1:] "Ok, ok Fatty, mais essayez de garder le niveau de respiration sifflante bas, nous essayons de nous concentrer."
[Gras: continue de siffler et de pleurnicher plus fort] "Bien sûr, pas de problème."
[M1:] "Oh mec."
[Gras: toujours en train de renifler et de pleurnicher fort]
"Ce test compte pour quatre-vingts pour cent de notre note, vous savez."
[Les pleurnicheries continuent encore plus fort]
[M1:] "Oui Fatty, on sait, on vient de dire ça."
[La respiration sifflante continue un peu plus douce]
[M2:] "Gras! Merci de le garder!"
[Fatty fait des ronflements / gémissements]
[M2:] "Est-ce qu'il dort !?"
[M1:] "Non, c'est son sceptum dévié.
Sérieusement gras, gardez la respiration tranquille. "
[Le ronflement s'arrête, un bruit plus étrange commence]
[M2:] "Ahh bon sang Fatty, qu'est-ce qui ne va pas avec toi !?"
[Gras: pause, reniflement] "J'essaye."
[Pleurnicher continue]
[M1:] "Gras, tu sais ce qui va se passer!
Arrête de respirer si lourd! S'il vous plaît, nous devons étudier! "
[Les pleurnicheries deviennent de plus en plus élevées jusqu'à ce qu'elles soient continues]
[M2:] "Oh non, ça va le faire!"
[L'alarme incendie retentit, les camions de pompiers klaxonnent, les sirènes retentissent]
[M2:] "Gras, les pompiers pensent que l'alarme incendie s'est à nouveau déclenchée!"
[Fatty: Poursuivant son bruyant gémissement ennuyeux] "Je suis désolé!\"
[Fireman Ray:] "Fire! Man the building!"
[M1:] "Désolé Fireman Ray, ce n'est pas l'alarme incendie."
[Fireman Ray:] "Fatty McGee, c'est encore toi!?"
[Fatty: Stillin pleurnichant ennuyeusement] "Oui." [Snort] "Désolé.\" [Snort]
[Fireman Ray:] "On ne vous a pas dit de ne plus prendre les escaliers!?"
[Fatty: Whiney voice] "Mais j'aime les escaliers!"
[Fireman Ray: ennuyé] "Pourquoi !?"
[Fatty: Toujours pleurnicher horriblement] "Ils sont amusants!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Oh Fatty McGee, tu es le plus gros!"
[Tout le monde se moque d'une blague stupide]
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