Merry christmas ho, ho, ho
I'll be six feet under the snow
Jingle bells all along the way
I'm a dead motherfucker and I'm counting my days
I've been to naughty I forgot to be nice
I guess violence is my vice
So check your list santa, check it twice
I'm a dead motherfucker all right
I'll be buried by christmas
(All I want for christmas is a custom fit casket, with black velvet
interior...
Oh yeah and a bucket of chicken!)
Seasons beatings and a jolly farewell
By christmas eve I'll be rotting so well
In a one horse open sleigh
Straight to hell, laughing all the way
I've been to naughty I forgot to be nice
I guess violence is my vice
So check your list santa, check it twice
I'm a dead motherfucker all right
(Santa, if you're out there, and if you can hear me, your fat ass better have
me a freshly dug grave!)
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