mmm mmm mmm mmm
You know, the Rock is gonna tell you a little story,
You ain't gonna believe it,
But he's gonna tell you anyway
It's tough to be The Rock
No, no, no shut your mouth, no no, it really is
Even though The Rock is,
The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of showbiz
You see, when The Rock gets too much,
Too much of the fame and all the bright lights
He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight
Welcome to Ricks bakery, can I helpWait a minute, arent you the famous Rock?
Yeah, The Rock, the peoples champ in the house, whats happening Slick?
Oh God dang, how are ya doing, oh, you gotta take a picture before you leave
Woah, woah, woah, The Rock doesnt wanna take pictures, The Rock just wants a piece of pie, have ya got any of that in this bakery?
Oh, Ive got every kind of pie you can think of
I got strawberry pie, blueberry pie, apple pie (blueberry, what?)
No no no, woah woah woah,
Actually Slick, it doesnt matter what type of pie you have
Let the Rock tell you a little story about pie
Driving down south, though quickly aroused
When my car caught a flat near this old farmhouse
I hope somebodys home, taking a chance at it
Knocked on the door and this fine chick answered
Youre the Rock!
Can I use the phone?
Im shaking
Sure, if youll try some of this pie Im baking
Daisy Duke shorts on, 5 foot stood,
I said sure, what the heck, I mean it did smell good
So she called Rock in the kitchen towards the vapour
Theres a grandmother, aunt and a Chinese neighbour?
Well the Rock is gonna tell you again,
Kids, its tough to be the Rock
Yeah, The Rock knows that might sound crass
Oh, and by the way, all you jabronis in the locker room,
You can all come
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