VATICAN RAG
(Tom Lehrer)
First get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosary beads
Bow your head with great respect
Then genuflect, genuflect, genuflect
Do most any step you want if
You have cleared it with the Pontiff
Everybody say his own
Kyrie Elieson
Get into that small confessional
Step in line in that processional
There the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original
If it is, try playing it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
Two- four- six- eight
Time to transubstantiate
Make a cross on your abdomen
When in Rome do like a Roman
Ave Maria,
Gee, it's good to see you
Doing the Vatican Rag
Copyright Tom Lehrer
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