KLEENEX-EX
(Marlin Spike Werner)
I'm-a sayin "Goodbye" to Kleenex--
'Cause the tissue ain't the same:
I'm a-blowin' my nose in a paper towel
Since Kleenex lost its name.
I'm bad to take hay fever
My nose can itch be damned
I grab me a great big breath, and 'CHEW!
Now won't you look at my hand.
I'm-a sayin' "Goodbye" to Kleenex--
'Cause the tissue ain't the same:
I'm a-blowin' my nose in a paper towel
Since Kleenex lost its name.
I grabbed a Kleenex tissue
To wipe my baby's face
Now his mouth is all pudding and paper pulp
And my hand is a disgrace
I'm-a sayin' "Goodbye" to Kleenex--
'Cause the tissue ain't the same:
I'm a-blowin' my nose in a paper towel
Since Kleenex lost its name.
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