(Frank)How do you do
I see youve met my faithful handyman
Hes a little brought downBecause when you knocked
He thought you were the handyman
Didnt you freaky
Dont get strung out by the way I look
Dont judge a book by its cover
Im not much of a manBy the light of day
But by night Im one hell of a lover
Im just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like youre both pretty groovie
Or if you like something visual
Thats not too abysmal
We could take you in an old Steve Reeves movie
(Brad)
Im glad we caught you at home
Ah - could we use your phone
Were both in a bit of a hurry
Well just say where we areThen go back to the car
We dont want to be any worry
(Frank)
You got caught with a flat
Well how about that
Well babies dont you panic
By the light of the night
Itll all seem alright
Ill get you a satanic mechanic
Im just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual transylvania
Why dontcha stay for the night - night
Or maybe a bite - bite
I could show you my favorite obsession
Ive been making a manWith blond hair and a tan
And hes good for reliving my tension
Im just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual transylvania
Im just a sweet transvestiteFrom transsexual transylvania
So come up to the labAnd see whats on the slab
I see you shiver with anticipation
But maybe the rain Is really to blame
So Ill remove the causeBut not the symtom
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