What would Brian Boitano if was here right now
He'd make a plan and he'd follow throgh, that's what Brian Boitano would do
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, skatin' for the gold
He did two sow cows and a triple flux while wearing a blind fold
When Brian Boitano was in the alps, fighting crisly bears
He used his magic fire breath and saved the maidens fair
So what would Brian Boitano do if were here today
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what brian boitano'd do
Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me
it has stunded my vocabulary
Kyle: And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone
Stan: For Wendy I'll be an activist too, cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do
When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010
He fought the Evil robot king and the human race again
When Brian Boitano buit the piramids, he beat up Kublans Kan
Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody
So let's get the kids together, for we to stop our moms
And we'll save terrance and Philip too, cuz that's what Brian Boitano do
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