You took a 20 carrot diamond and made it gleam.
Like a big spaghetti dinner, smothered in whip cream!
Your like X-men number three in a milard bag.
Your a brand new muscle car and all the wheels of mag.
You make me feel as young as the blood I get from sheep.
Your like Jaclyn Basset in my favorite film...The Deep.
Your sexy and exotic like a hooker from Bales,
or a patient with insurance who is crawling with disese.
Your a sundae underneath your great big cherries
But remember that they're only temper-ar-ar-y!
But we'd like to say that we are very very
glad to see you.
And I degree you; the hottest chick to hit this city since the fire that killed 11....(gasp)
dangerous criminals!
Hooray!
And they're all mine!
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