You dopes are all the same
And that's why I'm so ashamed
To be a part of what might be called
The punk rock community
You take things way too seriously
Or else you take them too lightly
Post messages on aol
But don't you dare fuck with Janelle
She's everything that you are not
She's not a girl, she is a thought
She's an idea or an ideal that you won't ever get
So go play with your make believe internet friends
She's on a greyhound bus
I ate a hairy coconut
I think I might have diverticulitis
Is there too much beer inside us
Ugly riot girls saying
I don't know shit
It hurts to know you care enough
To send the very shittiest,
So gentlemen and ladies have a seat
And allow me to repeat that
Your stupid online world
And your stupid comments may well be
Justification for a beating
Where applicable
Not valid in vermont
Void where prohibited
And shut your fucking mouth
Don't go to easter isle
And overpopulate
You'll destroy
God's spaceship earth
Dilute dilute ok.
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