channel five has all i need
sex and death, freaks and comedy
crooks beat up by cops
some slob pissing in the coffee pot
russian hookers, shark attacks
i shirtless bum all highed up on crack
a brazen robbery
and america's favorite family
(ch)
i thank god for fox tv
there's everything i need to see
there's no where else i'd rather be
than staring at the glowing screen
i toothless hag down on her luck
a man's head stuck in an elephant's butt
other people's misery
baseball games and mad tv
a purple haired babe with one big eye
thurgood stubbs and the family guy
a train crash and a high speed chase
a man with a detachable face
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