The fit is generous and loose
The coat is filled with down of goose
Should I feel guilty about that?
I wouldnt wear the fur of a cat
The coat is black so in new york city
It doesnt look dirty it stays pretty
The cuffs are purple which perfectly suits
A pair I already had of boots
Cant help sharing on a personal note
A secret I have concerning the coat
One of the reasons that it got my vote
Is the way it lies open around the throat
For me th collar mustnt come too high
Because well all right my skin is dry
So each morning I rub my face with oil
And the fabric you see the grease could soil
Can we speak a moment about the lining
After my own hearts designing
Its nylon so your skirts dont wind
Up in a bunch around you behind
When the time comes for the coat to clean
You throw this thing in the washing machine
Drying you doubt but the filling does fluff
Im here to proclaim this coat is enough
The length of the coat is below the knees
So in the cold your legs dont freeze
Im nuts about another one of its charms
Theres plenty of room underneath the arms
The coats not bulky it weighs about an ounce
And its practically void of any frivolous flounce
I will admit it has shoulder pads
All things considered its not so bad
It looks all right even from the side
I guess because the bottom isnt overly wide
Okay so you say youd prefer something hipper
But can I just tell you about the zipper
I searched for it for many years
Last one I had I tore up in tears
It turned me into jack the ripper
But now I stepped in cinderellas slipper
It runs from the gullet to jus
|