She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Paid my fare don't wanna complain
You get to me you're always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum 'cause I don't wear no tie
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
And the sign says thank you very much for not smokin'
My own sign says "I'm sorry I'm smokin'"
Don't treat me special, don't kiss my ass
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A real union flight attendant, my oh my
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
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