Tango: Maureen - RENT



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The lot. Where a stage is partially set up

JOANNE

Mark?



MARK

Hi



JOANNE

I Told Her Not To Call You



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That's Maureen

But Can I Help Since I'm Here



JOANNE

I Hired An Engineer ...



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Great!

Well, Nice To Have Met You



JOANNE

Wait!

She's Three Hours Late



The Samples Wont Delay

But The Cable -



MARK

There's Another Way

Say Something - Anything



JOANNE

Test - On, Two Three ...



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Anything But That



JOANNE

This Is Weird



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It's Weird



JOANNE

Very Weird



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Fuckin' Weird



JOANNE

I'm So Mad

That I Don't Know What To Do

Fighting With Microphones

Freezing Down To My Bones

And To Top It All Off

I'm With You



MARK

Feel Like Going Insane?

Got A Fire In Your Brain?

And Your Thinking Of Drinking

Gasoline?



JOANNE

As A Matter Of Fact --



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Honey, I Know This Act

It's Called The 'Tango Maureen'



The Tango Maureen

It's A Dark, Dizzy

Merry-Go-Round

As She Keeps You Dangling



JOANNE

You're Wrong



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Your Heart She Is Mangling



JOANNE

It's Different With Me



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And You Toss And You Turn

'Cause Her Cold Eyes Can Burn

Yet You Yearn And You Churn And Rebound



JOANNE

I Think I Know What You Mean



BOTH

The Tango Maureen



MARK

Has She Ever

Pouted Her Lips

And Called You 'Pookie'



JOANNE

Never



MARK

Have You Ever Doubted A Kiss Or Two?



JOANNE

This Is Spooky

Did You Swoon

When She Walked Through The Door?



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Every Time - So Be Cautious



JOANNE

Did She Moon Over Other Boys--?



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More Than Moon--



JOANNE

I'm Getting Nauseous



(They dance)



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It's hard to do this backwards



JOANNE

You should try it in heels!



She Cheated



MARK

She Cheated



JOANNE

Maureen Cheated



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Fuckin' Cheated



JOANNE

I'm Defeated

I Should Give Up Right Now



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Gotta Look On The Bright Side

With All Of Your Might



JOANNE

I'd Fall For Her Still Anyhow



BOTH

When Your Dancing Her Dance

You Don't Stand A Chance

Her Grip Of Romance

Makes You Fall



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So You Think, 'Might As Well'



JOANNE

"Dance A Tango To Hell"



BOTH

'At Least I'll Have Tangoed At All'



The Tango Maureen

Gotta Dance Til Your Diva Is Through

You Pretend To Believe Her

Cause In The End - You Can't Leave Her



But The End It Will Come

Still You Have To Play Dumb

Til You're Glum And You Bum

And Turn Blue



MARK

Why Do We Love When She's Mean?



JOANNE

And She Can Be So Obscene



MARK

Try The Mike



JOANNE

My Maureen (een, een, een...)



MARK

Patched



JOANNE

Thanks



MARK

You Know - I Feel Great Now!



JOANNE

I Fell Lousy



BOTH

The Tango: Maureen!



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