Buford: Well...
Van Stomms wake up better
Than anyone else on Earth
It's because we have rules for sleeping
That we've seemed to know at birth
Rule One is to set the alarm clock
To precisely the proper hour!
And make sure you've got time to eat breakfast,
Get dressed, brush your tooth, and maybe a shower.
We're careful with our alarm clocks,
We're not sloppy like those other chumps
'Cause Rule Two's if you mess up and set it too early
You show up and takes your lumps
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