When the game of like makes you feel like quittin'
it helps a lot if you kill a kitten.
Mark my words 'cause from where I'm sittin'
you can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.
There's no crime that you'd be committin.'
I know the law -- you can kill a kitten.
And if you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' you'll get plenty
when you kill a kitten.
Feed it turpentine or break its spine.
Crush it with your shoe as long as you kill a kitten.
If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
she'll like you better if you kill a kitten.
And I'll quote the bible 'cause that's where it's written,
if ye loveth Jesus ye must kill a kitten.
Flush it down the can.
Hit it with your van.
Drown it in a lake.
Bake a kitty cake.
Throw it at a train.
Make it snort cocaine.
Stick some TNT up its cat booty.
Do what you must do as long as you
kill a kitten.
Killing kittens isn't easy
and if the thought makes you feel queasy
grab a pitchfork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead.
Kill a kitten.
Kill a kitten
a little furry kitten.
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