Fred: check Slim Shady do the mic kid
Eminem: I dont do black music
I dont do white music
I make fight music for high school kids
I put lives at risk when
I drive like this from a slip disk
from a Limp Bizkit disk
I just missed
the gift list for Christmas
gifts so I get pissed
and can't pick which wrist
to slit little rich kids in cribs
don't attempt this shit so step back
while I prep up to pimp this bitch
so I says to the girl
I'm like what up girl shut up
girl showed her a cut up squirel
she screamed bloody murder so loud
everybody heard her slapped me
in the mouth and called me a nutty murderer I moved up to two blondes
kissin' on a futon (yo baby)
(what are you on?)
I looked at 'em both and
I was like look check this out toots
I'm lookin for Cookie Puss I need to speak to him immediately
they played my video on MTV last week
just when I was thinkin'
I was all that and then some here comes
Fred Durst
Fred: yo Shady let me get someone
who knows what galaxy
I came from one where a bass drum
hung from my high chair
now I'm a nightmare you stay right
there I got the fever for the flavor of
a single see me and Shady
I think we got it locked down shocked
by the sound I got you crusin' with
your top down these two blondes
I offered them both a drink
and this you would think could
get the party started but instead the
girls turned their heads opened up
their mouth smelled like somebody
farted so it was time for me to move on
Shady said the living room was a dance
floor so turn me loose I was cuttin'
the rug with this chick bumped into
this dude who was a drunk and a prick
ramblin' on about how he was gonna kill
me wow! I spilled a drink on his shirt
but no he insisted we should go before
I could drop him Shady had to clock him
the music stopped the party stood in
shock I looked around grabbed the
cutest girl and did the smurf.
Chorus: Turn me loose turn me loose
turn me loose this party's goin our way
or no way at all why dont you.
Eminem: Turn me loose you better tell
them to come reshingle the roof cuz
just keep givin' me free drinks 'til I
puke then Fred will ask me to lead sing
in his group I'm sittin at the bar and
I'm not beini approached cuz Fred's
over there stealin all of my ho's (yo
Fred save me some) I walked to these
siamese twins and asked to have a
threesome told them two heads are
better than one plus I respect how
ya'll roll together as one got a slap
in the teeth and a kick in the groin
stood up like (wait where are you
goin?) well three strikes and i'm out
and I just struck out (edited)times in
a row (ow) I ain't cryin no more fuck
it I'm chillin did a shot of jeager
fell asleep on the ceiling.
Fred: who knows what galaxy I came from
one where a bass drum hung from
my high chair now im a nightmare you
stay right there I got the fever for
the flavor of a single see me and Shady
I think we got it locked down shocked
by the sound I got you crusin' with
your top down these two blondes I
offered them both a drink and this you
would think could get the party started
but instead the girls turned their
heads opened up their mouth smelled
like somebody farted so it was time for
me to move on Shady said the living
room was a dance floor so turn me loose
I was cuttin' the rug with this chick
bumped into this dude who was a drunk and a prick ramblin on about how he was
gonna kill me wow! I spilled a drink on
his shirt but no he insisted we should
go before I could drop him Shady had to
clock him the music stopped the party
stood in shock I looked around grabbed the cutest girl and did the smurf
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