Bulda: What’s the issue, dear?
Why are you holding back from such a man?
Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Cliff: Or the grumpy way he talks?
Female Troll 1: Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped
Weirdness of his feet?
Male Troll 1: And though we know he washes
Well-he always ends up sort of smelly.
Bulda: But you’ll never meet a fellow who’s as
Bulda and Cliff: Sensitive and sweet!
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
So he’s got a few flaws.
Female Troll 2: Like his peculiar brain dear,
Male Troll 2: His thing with the reindeer.
Troll Duet: That’s a little outside of nature’s laws!
Small Group of Trolls: So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
but this we’re certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper
Up with a little bit of love!
Kristoff: Can we please just
Stop talking about this?
We’ve got a real, actual problem here.
Bulda: I’ll say! So tell me, dear
Is it the way that he runs scared?
Male Troll 3: Or that he’s socially impaired?
Troll Child: Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods
— what?!
Cliff: Are you holding back your
Fondness due to his unmanly blondness?
Female Trolls: Or the way he covers
Up that he’s the honest goods?
All Trolls: He’s just a bit of a fixer-upper,
He’s got a couple of bugs
His isolation is confirmation
Of his desperation for human hugs
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But we know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper
Is to fix him up with you!
Kristoff: ENOUGH! She is engaged
to someone else, okay?!
(beat)
Cliff: So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
Male Troll 4: That’s a minor thing.
Male Troll 5: Her quote 'engagement' is a flex arrangement.
Troll Child: And by the way I don’t see no ring!
Male Trolls: So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
Her brain’s a bit betwixt.
Get the fiancé out of the way and
The whole thing will be fixed.
Bulda: We’re not sayin' you can change him,
‘Cause people don’t really change.
We’re only saying that love's a force
That's powerful and strange.
People make bad choices if they’re mad,
Or scared, or stressed.
Throw a little love their way.
Female Trolls: Throw a little love their way.
Bulda and Female Trolls: And you’ll bring out their best.
All Trolls: True love brings out their best!
Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
That’s what it’s all about!
Cliff: Father!
Female Troll 3: Sister!
Male Troll 6: Brother!
All Trolls: We need each other to raise
Us up and round us out.
Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But when push comes to shove.
Olaf:
The only fixer-upper fixer
That can fix up a fixer-upper is
Trolls:
True! true!
True, true, true!
Love (True love)
Love, love, love, love, love
Love! (True love!)
True...
Troll Priest: Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your
troll-fully wedded
Anna: Wait, what!?
Troll Priest: You’re getting married!
Trolls: Love!
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