[Bush voice]
I'm George W. Bush
Leader of the free world
I want to bomb Iraq
And when the world says no I say "Yeah, whatever!"
Saddam has started to meet our demands
"Yeah, whatever!"
I talked to Colin Powell
He said
[Colin Powell voice]
Sir, maybe we should give the inspectors more time.
[George Bush voice]
I said no, you know why?
Cause this is my United States of whatever!
And this is my United States of whatever!
President Bush?
Hush up, don't talk to me now
And this is my united states of whatever!
Leave it to me
Hello?
[Putin voice]
This is Putin
Russia will beat the war
[Bush voice]
Hmmm... i see...
"Whatever!"
[Unknown voice]
Mr President, North Korea's got nukes.
[Bush voice]
Awww... [mocking chinese] ding dong dong ding dong dong dong
Translation... "Whatever!"
[bin Laden voice]
I am bin Laden, you still have not caught me
[Bush voice]
I'm george W.
You know what the W stands for? Yet.
Cause this is my United States of Whatever!
And this is [mocking chinese] ding ding dong dong ding ding dong
Whatever!
I hope you got the message... good!
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