Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee.
Lousy with virginity.
Won't go to bed 'till I'm legally wed.
I can't, I'm Sandra Dee!
Watch it! Hey I'm Doris Day.
I was not brought up that way.
Won't come across even Rock Hudson lost
his heart to Doris Day.
I don't drink or swear,
I don't wrap my hair.
I get ill from one cigarette.
Keep your filthy paws
off my silky drawers!
Would you pull that crap with Anette?
As for you, Troy Donahue,
I know what you wanna do.
You got your crust. I'm no object of lust.
I'm just plain Sandra Dee.
Elvis, Elvis! Let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me.
Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool.
Hey, Fungu, I'm Sandra Dee.
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