Here's some news, Barney's dead
A big T-Rex chewed off his head
His nasty purple guts spilled on the ground
Everything's quiet in Barney Town
Baby Bop, she's dead too
Sank into some tar-pit goo
As the tar-oil stole her breath
Brought new meaning to black death
Here's the bestest news of all
Those Stepford children big and small
Their painful death's not far away
They're all smoking a pack a day
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