(FEMALE VOCAL)
1. HONEY DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY
REMEMBER THAT SPECIAL OCCASION
ON THAT BEAUTIFUL MORNING IN MAY
YOU WORE A RENTED TUXEDO
WE HAD CHAMPAGNE ON ICE
BOTH OF OUR FAMILIES WERE GATHERED
AND EVERYONE ACTED SO NICE
(MALE VOCAL)
2. YOUR UNCLE ERNIE'S FUNERAL
THAT'S A PARTY I'LL NEVER FORGET
THAT'S WHEN YOU GOT SICK ON THAT KESSLERS
AND THOSE CUDIGHIS THAT YOU ET
YOU SPENT THE NIGHT IN THE BATHROOM
YOU MISSED ALL THE FUN THAT WE HAD
WE TOOK UNCLE ERNIE TO TOWN FOR LAST CALL
THEN WE SENT HIM HOME IN A CAB
CHORUS: (FEMALE VOCAL)
THE OLDER YOU GET THE MORE YOU FORGET
TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU SHOULD RECALL
YOU FILL IN THE BLANKS IN YOUR MEMORY WITH THINGS
THAT MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED AT ALL
YOU NEVER REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY
BUT YOU KNOW WHEN DEER SEASON COMES
YOU OTTA BE SHOT 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU FORGOT
IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY YOU BUM
3. REMEMBER THE DAY WE WERE MARRIED
DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU FORGOT
HOW I WALKED DOWN THE AISLE WITH MY DADDY
AND MY BOUQUET OF FORGOT-ME-NOTS
REMEMBER THAT BEAUTIFUL MOMENT
WHEN YOU LOOKED DEEP INTO MY EYES
YOU SLIPPED THE RING ON MY FINGER
AND EVERYONE STARTED TO CRY
(MALE VOCAL)
4. THAT'S WHEN SOMEBODY RIPPED ONE
I THINK IT WAS YOUR UNCLE SLIM
IT ECHOED SO LOUD IN THE RAFTERS
I THOUGHT THE WHOLE CHURCH WOULD CAVE IN
THEN AS THE GAS STARTED SPREADING
YOUR MOTHER PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR
THE OLD BAGS WERE SCREAMING AND FAINTING
THE CROWD MADE A DASH FOR THE DOOR
(REPEAT CHORUS)
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