1. THE BOSS BEEN ON MY BUTT ALL WEEK
HE’S LUCKY THAT I EVEN SHOW UP
DA OLD LADIE’S BITCHIN’ CONSTANTLY
TO GIVE MY BEERIN’ UP
SHE LISTENS TO THE MOTHER-IN-LAW BITCH
ABOUT LIVING THEM YEARS WITH A DRUNK
HELL IF YOU LIVED WITH DAT OLE BAT
YOU’D STAY DRUNKER THAN A SKUNK BROTHER
THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT A MAN NEEDS A BREAK
WHAT BETTER WAY THAN TO GET PEELED UP
SO TONIGHT LETS GET SOME JUMMIES
CRUISE DA CAMP, GET HALF LIT PRETTY MUCH A LITTLE BIT
CHORUS:
SO GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER
COME ON CANTCHA HEAR
I’LL SCREAM IT IN YOUR EAR
GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER
2. THE OLE LADIE’S OUT THERE LAYIN’ ON THE HORN
CAUSE SHE’S GOT NOWHERE TO STICK HER CAR
I GOTTA GET RID OF THAT MOUNTAIN OF EMPTIES
DA GARAGE SMELLS LIKE WOODIE’S BAR
I’M GONNA PUT A KEG OF BEER IN THE ICE BOX
HOOK UP A GARDEN HOSE TO THAT
BOLT THE NOZZLE TO MY LAZY BOY
THEN I’LL ALWAYS HAVE BEER ON TAP
SOME PEOPLE JUST DON’T UNDER STAND
WE WORK HARD AT TWO CAREERS
WE WORK ALL DAY AT DA SALT MINE
AT NIGHT WE WORK POUNDING BEERS
(REPEAT CHORUS)
BORN TO DRINK BEER
GO CAMP GET DRUNK
BORN TO DRINK BEER
FALL DOWN THROW UP
BORN TO DRINK BEER
CRAWL HOME TO BED
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