I've never known a girl like you before,
Your arse is hairy and a little raw,
Here you come a-knock knocking on my door,
Use the bell you silly cow I've told you before.
(Guitar Solo - Probally by Lard)
Had a big snog and now I want more (Slurpy mouth noises),
Now my gums are bleeding and my chin's red raw,
Do you have to sport that bushy beard on your jaw ?
But I've never met a girl like you before.
(Another guitar solo)
You went out and bought a kitchen devil for me,
we took it on a picnic to southend on sea,
Did you have to coat your testicles in Dairylea ?
And how long have you had cobblers in lingerie ?
And I've never met a girl like you before
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