Cledus T. JuddFreddy WellerBruce Burch, Cledus Crap AnthemsLa-Po Music, Inc (SESAC)Young World Music, Inc. (BMI)Care TakerForay Music administered by EMI Music (SESAC)
I was starin a hole through CMT
Watchin everybody else who'd been waitin for me
I thought by now I'd been a household name
After all I had If Shania was mine
And though Bigger Than the Beatles got played all the time
Them funny videos why there's my claim to fame
Now all of a sudden there's a slew of comedians
FoxworthyÂ
Bill Engvall and back comes Ray Stevens
Folks right there's some real competition
I started getting a little bit paranoid
Heck if this keeps up I'll be unemployed
Then out of the blue it came to me in a vision
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Now I'm the psychic to the stars
They call me up from wherever they are
I'm always over-booked
Lord my phone rings off the hook
I'm the psychic to the stars
Ha ha
I told Tim and Faith they ought to tie the knot
Why you think Deana Carter's so hot
Boy I'd shave my legs for a sip of that Strawberry Wine
When Mindy McCready's on my caller ID
I'd take her call immediately
Ten Thousand Angels couldn't get me off of that line
Garth Brooks called dang near a hundred times
But I was too busy consultin' Leann Rimes
Trying to predict the number of albums she soldÂ
last night
I had Brooks
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