Hey! Da dee dada dee da da!
This is Rip Taylor
Hey there sprinkle genies!
Ha ha!
Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population?
Hah!
`bout half, up to here. Haha hey!
Whoo!
But seriously! Don't you think it's time we had a female president?
With big gazooms? Tatee tattoo tees?
Tatta ta too tatas?
Baba bing bangs?
Big jugs, get it?
Hello Dolly.
Is this microphone on? Hello? Anybody out there can they hear me?
Somebody call my agent, my hair is lifting!
Please, what am I doing here?
You're probably a'saying to yourself,
"Why the hell would a comedic virtuoso like Rip Taylor, want anything to do with
those half-witted white trash crotch goblins, the Bloodhound Gang?"
Oh! Well listen folks, the answer is very simple...
Hahaha. American cashito, dollareenies, no checks!
They paid me you hiney hobbits, why else?
Oooh. Oh, I'm getting moist!
I mean come on, let's face it kids, pardon me, but they are a bunch of knuckleheads!
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