Look at me I'm Sandra Dee,
Lousy with virginity.
Won't go to bed till i'm legally wed,
I can't ! I'm Sandra Dee !
Watch it, hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way.
Won't come across, even
Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris Day.
I dont drink (no!)
Or swear (oh!)
I dont wrap my hair (ew!)
I get ill from one cigarette (cof, cof, cof)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky drawers!
Would you pull that crap with Annette?
As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do,
You've got your crust I'm no object of lust.
I'm just plain Sandra Dee.
Elvis! Elvis let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool,
Now your starting to drool.
Hey fongool, I'm Sandra Dee.
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