Lorde - Royals Parody - Bart Baker




I look like I took way too much Xanax

I have pubic hair on my head.

I'm so boring

but I act like this on purpose

so rebellious teens

can relate to me



And even though this song is a huge hit and had great

potential

I made a vid that is painfully dull

I don't care

you can't tell but I just shat my jeans

And now I'm gonna list stuff that I think all rich black

people love

Gold teeth, Cristal, and going to the club

Aw hell no!

You might as well say fried chicken also!



Yes my lyrics seem racist. (Racist)

But I don't give a fuck

hip hop culture totally sucks

Guys stop beating each other up



But this vid is so awful (awful)

and we live in poverty,

please just kill me!

No me!

No me!

No me!

Calm down guys watch some TV.



All of my animals are dead.

They killed themselves because I am a zombie.

And every one who says I'm racist

I swear that I'm not.

I just live with skinheads



And now I'm gonna say more random luxurious stuff I hate

Running water, ass hygiene, and first aid

I don't care.

I'm not getting tetanus in my dreams.



Even though this song hit number one and I have tons of cash

I would rather pretend I need food stamps

You fake bitch

now how the hell am I supposed to eat?



All rich people can suck it. (suck it)

I am such a hypocrite

even though now I am loaded.

I'm gonna act impoverished



Play this shit on repeat (repeat)

If you want to hate me

and maybe you'll see (you'll see) (you'll see) (you'll see)

how terrible I can be



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