I was on my way to turn illegal aliens to INS
And your stupid fucking dog was barking at me
It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band
I wanted to kick it in the fucking face
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
After I beat the fucking shit out of it
I wanted to throw it trough your fucking window
But I needed money to buy some more whiskey
So I sold it to a chinese restaurant
Your family ordered Pu Pu platter
You didn't know what you were eating
It was your fucking gay faithfull dog
While you were at the restaurant, I lit your house on fire
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