I Won't Be Home For Christmas
(Deck the halls with boughs of holly
fa la la la la, la la la la
tis the season to be jolly
fa la la la la, la la la la)
Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
cause joy is something they don't bring me
My girlfriend is by my side
from the roof are hanging sickles of ice
their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again
So I stand with a dead smile on my face
wondering how much of my time they'll waste
oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers
And then I guess I must have snapped
because I grabbed the baseball bat
and made them all run for shelter
It's Christmas time, again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
please stay away from my home
If you don't want to get beat down
just leave the presents and then leave me alone
Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
cause the cops came and arrested me
they had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail didn't have a tree
christmas came a night early
cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package
It's Christmas time, again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
please stay away from my home
If you don't want to get beat down
just leave the presents and then leave me alone
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (x6)
Wrecked Him
With all those words you bring
why do you say what you don't mean?
to those people who don't care about
one thing that you might need
And you just don't know
your actions always shine the most
to those people who don't care
if you end up alone
You need some time to sew
all those bridges that you burned
'cause there's nothing left to bring
to someone who just won't learn
Have you made up your mind?
how have you known what you decide
to those people who just think
that you are telling lies
So I give up
I made it clear as it can be
to those people who don't care about
one thing that you might need
You need some time to sew
all those bridges that you burned
'cause there's nothing left to bring
to someone who just won't learn
Oh, you need some time to sew
all those bridges that you burned
'cause there's nothing left to bring
to someone who just won't learn
Zulu
I'm feeling what I want to feel
I'm saying what I've said all along
because I know the things that are important to me
because life is too short to be long
And those thoughts that I've kept inside
with those words that I could not hide
before those times that always remind me
that all I ever did was try
So change your tune one step to make a stand
I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone
now run into the deepest pile of shit
cause that's where I'm going to blend in, go!
Those choices that I've never made
with those decisions that once cut me a break
cause after all what's left in the end
there's somethings that they just can't take
So take a bow, well you're not that great
so pat your back, go off and masturbate
cause one thing that you know for sure
your hand is not a lonesome date
So change your tune one step to make a stand
I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone
now run into the deepest pile of shit
cause that's where I'm going to blend in
So change your tune one step to make a stand
I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone
now run into the deepest pile of shit
cause that's where I'm going to blend in
The Family Next Door
Oh how your mom is so inbred
(she's so inbred)
last night I caught your mother
with your brother in her bed
(with your brother in bed)
five arms ten legs and four toes
(the bitch has got four toes)
When you fuck your family I guess
that's just the way it goes
(when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes)
when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes
But don't worry
your mom is not the only one
(she's not the only one)
because just the other night
I caught your dad taking your
brother's temperature with his tongue
When you go to his house
don't kneel or squat (don't kneel or squat)
before you know it his dad will tie
my dick in a knot with his tongue
When you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes
(when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes)
Transvestite
My mom, she's not a woman anymore
she dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a man
(dresses like a man)
oh how she's not as feminine as she
used to be before
oh how she is so damned masculine
I close my eyes (I close my eyes)
my mom's not a woman anymore
she's wearing a disguise
everytime she leaves through that door
My mom's not the same
as she was in the past
if I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom's not quite the
woman that she was before
when my friends come over
she likes to wrestle them down to the floor
I close my eyes
my mom's not a woman anymore
she's wearing a disguise
everytime she leaves through that door
My mom's a
my mom's a
my mom's a transvestite
My mom's a
my mom's a
my mom's a transvestite
Dancing With Myself
From the walls of Tokyo
down in London town's a go-go
with the record selection
and the mirror's reflection
I'll be dancing with myself
when there's no one else in sight
in a crowded, lonely night
I wait so long for my love vibration
and I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
when there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh
If I looked all over the world
and there's every type of girl
but their empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
cause it'll give me time to think
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
I'd be dancing with myself
Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
I'd be dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh (3x)
Marky!
Oh, oh, oh, oh
If I looked all over the world
and there's every type of girl
but their empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
cause it'll give me time to think
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
I'd be dancing with myself
Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
Oh, oh, oh, oh (9x)
yeah, in a sweat (5x), sweat! (10x
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