Dave - Cheech & Chong

(Soft knocks at the door)

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.

(More knocks)

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.

(More knocks)

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.

CHONG: Dave's not here.

CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man.

(Sharp knocks at the door)

CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man.

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave.

CHONG: Dave's not here.

CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...

(More knocks)

CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave!

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?

CHONG: Dave's not here.

(Frappe doucement à la porte)

CHONG: Qui est-ce?

CHEECH: C'est moi, Dave. Ouvre, mec, j'ai les trucs.

(Plus de coups)

CHONG: Qui est-ce?

CHEECH: C'est moi, Dave, mec. Ouvrez, j'ai eu le truc.

CHONG: Qui?

CHEECH: C'est, Dave, mec. Ouvrez, je pense que les flics m'ont vu venir ici.

(Plus de coups)

CHONG: Qui est-ce?

CHEECH: C'est, Dave, mec. Voulez-vous ouvrir, j'ai les trucs avec moi.

CHONG: Qui?

CHEECH: Dave, mec. Ouvrez.

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Oui, Dave. Allez, mec, ouvre, je pense que les flics m'ont vu.

CHONG: Dave n'est pas là.

CHEECH: Non, mec, je suis Dave, mec.

(On frappe fort à la porte)

CHEECH: Hé, allez, mec.

CHONG: Qui est-ce?

CHEECH: C'est Dave, mec. Voulez-vous vous ouvrir? J'ai les trucs avec moi.

CHONG: Qui?

CHEECH: Dave, mec. Ouvrez.

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Oui, Dave.

CHONG: Dave n'est pas là.

CHEECH: Que diable? Non, mec, je suis Dave, mec. Voulez-vous ...

(Plus de coups)

CHEECH: Allez! Ouvrez la porte, voulez-vous? J'ai les trucs avec moi, je pense que les flics m'ont vu.

CHONG: Qui est-ce?

CHEECH: Oh, c'est quoi ce bordel ... allez. Ouvre la porte! C'est Dave!

CHONG: Qui?

CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Voulez-vous ouvrir la putain de porte!

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Ouais, Dave!

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: D'accord, mec. Dave. Maintenant, allez-vous ouvrir la porte?

CHONG: Dave n'est pas là.