Hey modern days
here we come!
but our feet are swollen
and we got no place to stay
But we hope
it would still be OK
`cause we brought champagne
and we thought that
there must be sleeping bags
(In this very modern day)
But weīre all very proud
to be here today
the first of a thousand
million modern days
`Cause itīs a scam
Itīs a royal kind of wham-bam figure
Itīs abrieved in the sense
of being up-john and senseless
Itīs a see-saw sickness
Itīs a snake-bite, low-chant jive
on the centurysī crime
Hey modern days
We are taken a-back
weīre a flame and a-gog
aloof and inhaled
with a don-don briefcase
- Wait for our call
And I therefore shall declare
that the stores shall be locked no more
Why shall men suffer?
Why shall there be freaks?
Why am I still rehearsing a song
when I ought to sleep?
`Cause itīs a scam
Itīs a royal kind of wham-bam figure
Itīs abrieved in the sense
of being up-john and senseless
Itīs a see-saw sickness
Itīs a snake-bite, low-chant jive
on the centurysī crime
Oh, chin-batty dour face!
Why did you go there?
Sitting on a cold stone
waiting for the train home
hoping it would carry me home
hoping it would carry me home!
Well itīs a scam...
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