I'm a famous wooden puppet,
and I never ever tell the truth
I'm a puppet with no pecker,
but Geppetto cut me loose
It's not much fun when you are a eunuch
I would love to have a big stick
Here's my daddy while he's making it.......
I'm a proud and happy puppet
With my new and shiny piece of wood
I'm the new Italian Stallion,
coz my Dad he made it good
If my angel wasn't such an angel
I feel a force inside of me, and it's not easy
and a kind of milkshake comes right out
Hey hey ma ma,
Splintering, I feel I'm splintering
If Lucignolo could see me,
I'd have a hard-on for sure
Splintering, like no-one's ever seen
uollano uollano uollano
That's my cum and I'm Italiano.....
Never Never Land is where I,
Feel like acting like I'm a playboy
I've been living in a big whale,
I'll invite you, don't be coy
Fire-eater, you don't want to meet her
Fox and kitty, I will beat yer
Up my ass with Jiminy Cricket
The more I think about it, and the more that I am
Splintering, people I'm splintering
If Lucignolo could see me
With the expression I'm wearing
I can cum, thanks to my brand new chum
uollano uollano uollano
That's my cum and I'm Italiano
Meantime down in the disco - dong
Splintering, on the dance floor splintering
I am the King of the Neighbourhood
Of pussies made out of pine wood
They all plot, they like to fuck a lot
they dance on, they dance on, they dance on
On the cum and I'm Italiano - Ué Ué Ué.
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