Door Number Three
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by Jimmy Buffett
I took the wrong turn
It was the right turn
It was my turn to have a ball
The boys at the shop told me just where to stop
If I wanted to play for it all
Well I didn't know I'd find her on daytime TV
But my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
I chose my apparel
I wore a beer barrel
And they rolled me to the very first row
I held a big sign that said kiss me I'm a baker
And Monty I sure need the dough
And I grabbed that sucker by the throat
Until he called on me
'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
I don't want what Jay's go on his table
Or the box Carol Merril points to on the floor
No I'll hold out just as long as I am able
Until I can unlock that lucky door
Well she's no big deal to most folks
She's everything to me
And my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
Well Monty, Monty, Monty
I am walking down your hall
I got beat
Lost my seat
But I'm not a man to crawl
I didn't get rich
You son of a bitch
But I'll be back just wait and see
'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
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