Remember when I was a ten
And did not look like a guy
My hair was long
I had clothes on
But now, I get nude and cry
Since the VMA's, all the people say
I am a total skank
Grinded Robin Thicke
Made the whole crowd sick
Especially the Smith's
I'm basically a wrecking ball
For the youth of America
All I want is to brainwash them all
With my massive nipples, under my tee
We must be like Miley
Now watch me ride, a ball and try
To, make a seductive face
But creepily, I totally
Look just like Nicholas Cage
Time to for me to lick
This hammer like its, a big metal penis
I'll lick anything
For more attention
This condom looks delish
I'm naked on a wrecking ball
Showing off my pale boobs and butt
Now I'm dry-humping a broken wall
I went from Disney to
Twerk-crazed and skanky
I need to get therapy
Excuse me I'm here for the porn
Bend over girl lets make this quick
What do you mean this is not porn
Then why the hell are you naked
Because I'm a wannabe whore
Who sluts it up to get more views
So that means we don't have to screw
Thank God
Excuse me?!
You are too dirty
For Ron Jeremy
Sorry sweetie its true
I ruined a beautiful song
With a disgusting video
Okay this has gone on way too long
You need to get off of
Our construction site
How do you expect us to work
With a crazy anorexic chick
Swinging naked from our equipment
And licking and humping
Everything she sees
Sorry, but I'm not leaving
Oh no, now she is twerking
Dear God, just kill us now please
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