I never bothered to find out why you're in jail
But, I think it's funny that you are
I hope you didn't actually do it
And your life got ruined for nothing
I don't know why you're in jail
And I don't fucking care
I hope you get raped every day
I'm glad you're stuck in there
You were probably in a drunken indian blackout
You were drinking listerine in the desert
Your bartender shut you off, so you scalped him
Then you tried to shoot an FBI agent
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